I think most of us know that Joel really loves sports. He loves watching sports, he loves playing sports, and he loves comparing everything to sports (a common phrase: Joel saying "it's okay; all that matters is that I can take him on the court.").
Our downstairs neighbor is a tennis expert who often likes to invite Joel to play. Joel would drop almost anything for the opportunity to have another good tennis match, and it always makes me happy to see him so excited to play.
Last Friday, Joel was planning on playing tennis with this neighbor. After he started throwing up at 2 am due to the same bad stomach bug the rest of us fought earlier in the week, I assumed his tennis match was a no-go. I checked on Joel at around 9:30 am, hoping he might feel up to some gatorade and crackers. All I got in response was a miserable grunt and half-opened eyes.
A few minutes later, I got a phone call from the tennis-playing neighbor. I was in the middle of expressing my regret that Joel had a stomach bug and wouldn't be up to a game today, when I hear a "Elise! Elise Elise Elise Elise!" reverberating off my bedroom walls. Joel came thundering out of the room with the energy of four kindergarteners; I laughed and told our neighbor that he'd better just speak with Joel. I barely had time to extend the phone to Joel before he swiped it out of my hand.
"Hello?" Joel's voice, having sounded earlier like it was dead and gone, must have made a miraculous recovery in the last fifteen seconds.
"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. No, it's one of those things that doesn't last very long. If you give me an hour, I'll be ready to play. 11? Sounds good. No, I'll be ready. Yes, I can do it. See you then."
Joel got off the phone, jumped in the air, and grinned wildly at me. I rolled my eyes. I was just glad I knew the key to abolishing all signs of illness from my husband--give him an opportunity to play a good game.
However, Joel's love for tennis or sports in general is no match for his love for basketball. When a favored team wins a big game, Joel spends the rest of the evening talking about how "we" did it, as though he scored the game-winning shot himself. Around November of every year, I start hearing about how March Madness is coming up. Joe Lunardi begins to absorb a larger part of his daily espn reading. Joel also begins compulsively checking game stats; when I ask him why a particular game is so important, he will quickly outline for me that if such-and-such a team wins this game, they'll have to play so-and-so, and if they do well, then they will go somewhere and play a certain team Joel likes. "That's gonna be a good game," he'll comment, his eyes momentarily glazing over with dreamy anticipation.
Last night Joel and I were looking at BYU's current basketball season. They're doing well. Some people hope they'll be a top three seed; as it stands now, they're already a three. For reasons I've forgotten, there is a chance BYU will play in some final games in Salt Lake City (if they make it to the final four, it will be in Indianapolis).
Being across the country when and if these games are held, when until recently Joel has always lived in Utah, will be torturous for him.
I saw the wheels spinning fruitlessly in his head as he considered his options for making it to the Beehive State. It's a two-day drive, one I wouldn't let him make solo. Plane tickets will most likely be prohibitively expensive once the games are announced.
Joel couldn't stop grinning. "I'll find a way," he said. I believe he would. I almost believe he would hitchhike to Utah if I wasn't here to stop him.
"This is going to be the best!" Joel commented excitedly. His grin was spreading; I suspected his face might actually get stuck that way.
Then I felt a little impish. "Yeah. . ." I agreed, "Almost as nice as you having another son."
The baby is due March 21st, just before the height of March Madness. Timing could be insurmountably bad.
Joel looked a little worried. "Oh yeah. That." He considered everything for a moment, turning the details over in his mind as though he was trying to find another side to a two-dimensional index card. Suddenly his face brightened. "Wait! Your mom and sister will be out here for the baby. I don't need to be here!"
I laughed and poked him in the ribs.
I know he wouldn't leave me to have the baby without him, and I know he wouldn't leave me a few days after having the baby (unless, perhaps, I did something to make it happen), but it sure would be a terrible strain for him to watch a BYU game taking place in Salt Lake City and know he could have been there in person.
But I am happy that Joel loves something this much. It makes me glad to see him get so excited, even if I could never match his enthusiasm. Maybe his energetic interest in sports will manifest itself in our children. If so, they'll always have plenty to do outside and I'll be glad they won't be messing up my house.
Win-win, I always say. I think having my husband and kids excited about the same thing will be a nice plus to their likelihood of inheriting Joel's very dominant competitive genes.