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Everett has been enjoying joke-telling, or rather punchline-telling, as he would rather have you ask the first part of the joke so he can answer and laugh. These are the jokes he finds funny. Try them out on any three-year-old you know; they'll probably be a big hit!

What do firemen put in their soup?

Firecrackers!

What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the bubble gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken!

What's green and loud?
A froghorn.

Why did the cookie go to see the doctor?
He was feeling crummy!

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to get a new fence!